World History/Geography
"It's British... are you that uninformed?" - Ben
"It's a rebellious monument."
"I've looked everywhere in Asia and I can't find South Africa."
"Bnanas never prosper!"
"cool with a k"
"Go to Malaysia!" - MC Bride
“How big is the final?” “8½ by 11.”
“Catherine, did you go to Kappa?” “It's a volleyball club.” - Catherine
“I don't know if people are that smart.” “I don't know either.” - MC Bride
“Load up your troops and scamper over the Mediterranean to Sicily.” - MC Bride “Nipples.” - Ashley “Keep your nipples to yourself.” - MC Bride
"Your penis.” - Ashley “What is the matter with you today? These are little freshmen. They're very impressionable.” - MC Bride
“Mr. McBride, that thing popped out of your computer.” - Taylor “Uh, yeah; it's called a printer, and when it's done printing, things usually pop out." - MC Bride
“Go out in the Pacific, and what island is midway between Japan and America?” - MC Bride “Wake.” - Brandon
“Aww. Oh, I'll tell you later.” “Thank you.” - MC Bride
"Quit touching each other." - MC Bride "Perverts." - Ben
"Guy, I don't know you. You're in my seat." - Ben "His name is Tom."
"There are no more desks left in the school." - MC Bride "We could make some."
"Tom doesn't play softball. He just stands there." - Ben "It's boring." - Tom "If you actually interact with it it will be more fun." - Ben
"I'm sweating profusely." "Profusely, that's a good word."
"...super city." "Like Super Wal-Mart? Nonstop shopping."
"Some of you are more dense than others." - MC Bride "Callin' me fat?" - Ben
"Three rocks for a good time." - MC Bride "It's four!" - Ben
"Why are they doing that?" - MC Bride "'Cause they're bored."
"He set her afire." - MC Bride "It was no longer a cold night." - Ben
"People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals." "That's PETA, genius."
"Can you think of any other resources that the United States and Canada have?" - MC Bride "Maple syrup."
"We, like, relate everything to sex." "We have to."
"Everyone thinks I'm..." "Easy?"
"There's the bleachers of Wrigley Field fest that celebrates getting drunk for no reason." "Every home game."
"No those are like all freshmen." "Dang it."
"The most famous archipelago in the Untied States is?" - MC Bride "Japan."
"It's Leah's." "Put Leah's underwear away." - MC Bride
"The U-boats started attacking boats from neutral nations." - Scuba Steve “Like Switzerland!” - Brandon “Yes, their big navy.” - Scuba Steve
"All males over the age of 30..." - MC Bride "Should die."
"...and I went out to observe it." - MC Bride "An earthquake?"
"Matt, what've you been doing?" - Dylan "Outlets." - Me
"I wouldn't turn the other way, I'd watch it."
"Your shirt was all see-through-like..."
"I think it would be cool to live right on the edge and watch it happen."
"It hit Cancun instead. I just decided that right now." - Jeff
"...changed course and dropped it on Moscow... that would be a big change of course."
“Ok, sit down, get them out, and Catherine is going to come around and collect it.” - MC Bride
“Amy would never know; she'd just write 'em and then she'd be quiet.” - MC Bride
“'Who'? That's what owls say.” - MC Bride
“I don't know, are you a lady?” - MC Bride
“Yeah, but we don't want to talk about that now. Right now we're going to talk about 1943.” - MC Bride
“...but they kicked Germany's buttocks.” - MC Bride
“Russia did not want to get involved in a war with Japan, so they didn't do that.” - MC Bride
“The Americans finally got to go into combat.” - MC Bride
“Gonna' have to spell 'pass' for you Phillip or you got it?” - MC Bride
“...but he spews forth profanity every other word... and he's hard core, yet he's a writer of poetry.” - MC Bride
“No son of a bitch ever won a war by dying for his country. He made the other poor son of a bitch die for his country.” - MC Bride
“Organize, train, and attack.” - MC Bride
“...the United States whomps on the Germans.” - MC Bride
“It seems that he got in a tad bit of trouble.” - MC Bride
“Rome's a tad bit closer than Germany.” - MC Bride
“...their troops aren't fit to defend their own country.” - MC Bride
“Go to Australia.” - MC Bride
“Yeah, it's one of those dots.” - MC Bride
“You know which one's your right?” - MC Bride
“Well, I use the directions north, south, east, and west.” - MC Bride
“What the Russians did with them, we don't know, but we have a very good idea.” - MC Bride
“Where is that occurring... And where are we right now... Right now we're in Italy and Poland, we're coming close [to Germany].” - MC Bride
“Not yet, don't move.” - MC Bride
"Tom's a nothing."
"Did the fish go in there from the glacier?" - Dustin
"...the fish just came alive all of a sudden. Like fish sticks." - Ben
"It's, like, flippin' hot in this place." - Ben
"Let's beat the poo out of Leah right now." - Ben
"Some magical way with... with science."
"If there was a desk I'd sit there."
"I'll give it to myself."
"No one would know who that is except for you and someone who says 'I have that shirt.'"
"Sixteen pages of fill-in-the-blank." - MC Bride
"Flipping flies!"
"Some people are a lot smaller than others. M.C. Bride."
"Is Leah talking again? Leah; shut up." - MC Bride
"They live everywhere."
"No, you're not getting any kids Nick."
"Yay, I wanna go to India."
"No, I don't want to see that."
"You can cry in my arms." - Ben
"I like mine a little more purplish and with orange hairs."
"Dude, I will so give you a dollar if you give me your paper."
"It's over land? I thought it was over space..."
"Yeah, you shouldn't talk for the rest of the hour."
"Don't be yelling at me!"
"It's still too many. Do we have to know ALL of them?"
"Dude, we have a Polish kid over there. He's not even paying attention." - Ben
"...he tries to be all redneck and stuff. It's great."
"I've been stereotyped many times because of my earring." - Ben
"It's like, 'got something to say, come bring it.'"
"Midwest is all farmers and State Farm people."
"I don't want to complain, but I'm going to."
"I'm a newbie."
"You can't specify a discussion."
"So yes, I'm stupid."
"I get lost in Bloomington."
"Where would you enjoy this?"
"You need to be quiet because there's other people talking." - Student Teacher
"We get to wack off, I mean, screw around."
"I don't have enough time to go over the chapter." - Student Teacher
"Doing those notes was too much work, so I'm just going to use the stuff that came with the book." - Student Teacher
"If there's anything spelt wrong it's not my fault." - Student Teacher
"I heard you guys got busted by the cops. Way to have fun... you stoner... you'll realize it's stupid someday." - Ben
"You can get a lot of mileage out of the word 'poop.'" - Ben
"I'm not gonna say 'poop' cause you might do something." - Ben
"If you poop yourself it's not my problem." - Ben
"I think we should kill all the whales." - Dustin "I think we should kill all the Dustins."