Study Hall (Mr. V's 2nd hour 05-06)
"Pineapple." - Jared "Okay." - THat "Like this." - Jared "Thank you." - THat
"Would you shut up. You're just saying that just to be cool."
"You should. Because we're going to be freaking awesome."
"You should call him Nelly Nelson."
"I think he's just acting like he understands but he doesn't."
"Well I have a machine gun." - Jared
"You don't know either... ha, you could just tell me that."
"Too fast for you!"
"No, it's for eleventh graders that are hungry." - Sabrina
"You are completely unnecessary."
"Jared. Stop talking."
"I'm going to sit in the corner tomorrow. Right over here."
"Um, it's like, not even worth studying for 'cause I'm going to fail." - Sabrina
"I don't even know what any of these words mean."
"What else is there besides XP?"
"Don't make noise. Just do you work."
"Isn't that cool? I know."
"You sound like Elmo, are you Elmo?"
"...laughing out loud is, like, fun, and it makes you not sad." - Sabrina
"It is so cold in here. Do you understand?"
"Someone rang the doorbell? Why is there milk there?"
"There's a secret one on the bottom that you have to hold it in and it gives you a pop."
"You look like, a mouse."
"This is my cha-la-la." - Sabrina
"What? How come it tells you?"
“I'm not reading about the Cubs.”
"Check it out! [puts ball through ducting]"
"It could be Loopy. What's the answer?"
"I make up my own songs."
"I see a lot of people that have 'em." "That use 'em?" "Yeah."
"Jared, you look stoned." "I do?" - Jared
"You just wait 'til he talks about it in class." "That's dumb." "What if we have a quiz?" "Yeah, what if we have a quiz?"
"You're like gay bar gay." "What? I'm going to kick your ass."
"It ends when I'm going to cancel it and I'm going to cancel it when it's done." - Jared "Isn't it free?" - THat "Yeah, but I don't want to pay for it." - Jared
"Just do everything on your calculator. That way you don't have to think." - THat "I like that. You're hired." - Jared
"You do everything out loud." - THat "I do, don't I?" - Jared
"I'm not going up there." "Yes you are."
"No one's taken the test yet." "Dammit, I hate this school." - Jared
"Oh, well that's a waste of time." "You're a waste of time."
"I wish I could play the drums. Like, real drums." - Jared "I wish I could make your mouth stop." - THat
"I know what he said." "Well then why are you going like..."
"I'm invincible." "Let's kill him and find out."
"Where do you go?" "I go home."
"You got this test next hour?" "You betcha."
"You got that evil look in your eye." "I got some new humor that's pretty funny." - Mr. V
"That's cool." "Yep."
"I think you just ramble. All the time." - Sabrina"He does. He doesn't even think about what he's saying." - THat
"What?" "Never mind." "What?" "It's all better now."
"You got hosed." "Hosed? What's that mean?" "Screwed. You got screwed."
"That's really mean." "Well, it's funny now."
"Did you say something completely innocent and she blew it out of proportion?" "I acted something completely innocent and she blew it out of proportion."
"Yeah." "I don't think so."
“Everyone makes fun of my music.” - Taylor
“He's ok now, let it go.”
“I threw a 1-hitter once. I gave them 8 runs... I hit a bunch of kids.”
“I screwed up.”
“Keep going because I got that and I still got it wrong.”
“My bad, my bad... I'm white... W-H-I-T.”
“Silly little man.”
“If you punch that in to your calculator, it should take care of it for you.”
“Hi Hopalong.”
“I've got armpits of steel.”
“And then I would wheel you into walls."
“I don't know, how could you slide into home base and break your ankle you fruitcake?” - Taylor
"Back off there monkey boy."
"I do expect a full-out effort..."
"I'm surprised people find me attractive considering how much I eat."
"I was mad because I had only four or five... I forced another three or four."
"He has to work. He has to work hard."
"I always think I'm ready. Then I'm not."
"How many people attend... these horse judging practices? Upper fives maybe?"
"I started jumping up and down for like five minutes straight."
"First time I ever regretted having a subwoofer in there."
"And they woke up about twelve o'clock... dang it!"
"I turned my lights off and we just sat there for half an hour."
"I wonder if she'll be more generous if we can remember the month and the year but not the date."
"I'm glad everyone quieted down to hear my story." - Taylor
"Hmm, this is much better ice cold."
"We're gonna take all the ice."
"I don't say anything mean about you."
"What's gonna suck, Marcy, do tell me." - Taylor
"I don't know why, or how, but go ahead."
"Dang it, every day. I've gotta do Spanish too."
"It's not really a question of do you hate Spanish, it's how much do you hate Spanish."
"You're staring. It's hurtful."
"I don't know. You're the meistro." - Taylor
"'You did it wrong probably'? What kind of help is that?" - THat
"If I did it all the time, then I'd be doing it right now, which would be awesome."
"I have to study now. Because, U.S. history's a bitch."
"I forgot to read that gay ass story."
"Don't tell him Josh."
"This isn't from fifth grade, it's from eighth grade. Duh."
"That's not talking, it's typing."
"Lab rats are pretty smart."
"I hate that class. It's so easy... except for that huge test we have to take."
"You put that on the computer, not in your life."
"I can't pray when he has a book out."
"Hope you die in Hell you bastards."
"I don't like it when people die. Unless I hate 'em."
"If it did I'd choke and die."
"That's dumb. Orange juice. It's not even food."
"Get off my calculator."
"Hey, being a loser is not that bad."
"That one class... I don't know what it's called because I don't pay attention."
"Stop taking it out, your going to bake it bad... don't you think orange is better than clear?"
"I was giving you advice on how to do your math... I said, 'get it done.'" - Jared
"Yes it is, it's my word."