Spanish
"If you're on a quest you automatically get a sword." - Marissa
"Sra, stop making your hands fart."
"I hate NASCAR." "I do too... I think it's a waste of gas." - Jessica
"Oh, we have a vocab quiz." "No! Fricker!" - Marissa
"We can change it... 'Spanish-o.'" - Ashley
"I plan on losing my passport when I get there." "Oh, don't say that." - Sra "I thought you said your pants."
"Did I just hear someone say 'tomando cervezas?'" - Lra
"How was your spring break?" "Good, I was in Florida." "You were? Good God, everyone went to Florida."
"Luis better flex his butt muscles on this one." - Marissa
"Kate's going to get hepatitis." "That would be awesome." "Thanks." - Kate
"We don't have to talk in Spanish anymore!" "Thank goodness. How do we do number one?"
"School sucked the happiness out of you... boy, I love this school."
"¿Elefantes en restaurantes?"
"He went to Mexico for two months and didn't tell anyone... his drivers license expired, his license plate expired... lost his house, lost his job..." - Michelle
"Swahili... muy common... spoken much in my household." - Jeff
"I'm like making up shit here... have fun grading this one, Sra." - Marissa
"It's in Spanish?... Sra!... We are not watching it in Spanish." - Karen
"Nobody called me..." "I didn't have my phone... we talked about telling you."
"Well you had two black cats walk through your apple, so..." - Jeff
"They wrote my number on pieces of paper and were going to throw them around campus." - Michelle
"I think there's a naked mermaid on it, but it's okay."
"Mis parientes creen que yo soy un mal persona porque hay un dirty stool en el basement." - Dustin
"I had an opinion in English class and Johnson didn't make fun of me for it... first time." - Karen
"That would be the funniest thing ever... I would probably pee my dress."
"Anna, I have text messages from you on 4 different phones. Five, if you count Eric's."
"Despues de terminar el libro..." - Sra "Burn 'em." - Jeff
"I'm living at home, and then I'm probably going to get an apartment with circus people." - Jessica
"Es texo mexo, to mexo straight-upo!" - Dustin
"Un escuela en Texaco..." - Dustin
"My niece is going to Colombia." - Sra "They're about to get in a war with Venezuela, FYI." - Jeff
"I did something really cool, do you want me to recreate it?... Pretend this is a garter." - Dustin
"We're supposed to be reseaching for our papers. Everyone's playing games, and I was on OldNavy.com."
"Where are you going?" "Away from you... I'm pretty sure that's what we all decided."
"Our lane's on crack... a pin got stuck in the gutter."
"Mr. Johnson said that my pants were sagging, and ghetto blah blah blah, so Kyle drew a tear drop on my face."
"Will you give us free food? Brian did that. Just kidding, he got fired for that... just kidding."
"Oh, I like snow leopards, they're cute." - Jessica
"Erin has gloves on in class, it's way too cold to go outside."
"I just ate pig testicles, it was really good."
"I know, but we need to learn about the definite and indefinite articles." - Sra
"If it's homework, you can cheat. But if it's not, I don't think you should cheat." - Jessica
"Are you keeping your hood up?" "Fo' sho'. We're only going to Johnson's."
"I don't think I would talk nearly as much as I do in AP Lit if I didn't come from this class, and have an urge to speak English." - Jeff
"Why are you so queer?" "I agree with that statement." - Jessica
"Let's put juice in Sra's machine while she's gone... no, it would probably get nasty."
"Where did you get a chocolate one? Oh my goodness, I'm starving."
"Yolanda tire el muffin-o a la tu thing-o." - Jeff
"How do you say 'I'm too cool for heroes?'" - Dustin
"Sra, you should get an electric chair."
"If I find you being mean, I will squish you like a bug... you gave a kid an R-rated movie?" - Sra
"My books, like, radiate coldness." - Marissa
"It smells like burnt popcorn." - Erin "It smells like your butt." - Jeff "My butt does not smell like burnt popcorn." - Erin
"El dance-o... el disgusto." - Big Dog "She loves it when you talk like that." "No she doesn't, she yells, 'el hate-o.'" - Big Dog
"That's a good song if you don't listen to the words."
"His is more watery... it's hard to eat watery yogurt while I'm driving." - Marissa
"You all say you're hungry, but I offer you candy, and you're all like, 'Oh, no, I can't have a fun little snack.'" - Substitute
"Green is your Spanish?" - Erin "Erin, we've established that like 12,000 times, come on."
"Jeff, your butt is very level with my face."
"If we're all skating on thin ice, if it breaks, we all fall in, so you're coming down with us." - Jeff
"This is, like, a lot of songs." "It's an opera." "But, still..."
"Sra, I'm going to steal a Hoveround from Schnuck's for you."
"She has fruit snacks... I have a weakness for fruit snacks."
"I'm just gonna go wander the halls for the heck of it... if anybody asks, that's where I am."
"You know what's pointless?" - Jeff "School?" "No... people setting their clocks like 10 minutes ahead." - Jeff
"I have so much friggin' homework. Actually I don't, I just don't want to do it."
"I'm not saying it's a bad movie, she just cries too much."
"Is she dead yet? She's been dying for like half an hour."
"What are we doing in AP Lit?" - Dustin "Writing a test." "Well, the f-word!" - Dustin
"¿Como se dice 'kicked out'?" - Jeff
"We should attempt to write her something nice in Spanish... except we can't use a translator, because she knows when we do that." - Marissa
"I wish Sra would trust us with food." "I wouldn't trust us with food."
"This tree out there is super red." "Oh, that's probably because it's fall."
"Who's singing 'Jingle Bell Rock?' Is that you, Dustin?" - Marissa "Yeah." - Dustin "It's friggin' November, and now it's stuck in my head." - Marissa
"Let's be good for the sub." "Why would we be good for a sandwich?" - Dustin
"I can't talk, it's pissing me off."
"Voy a ser un fotografia."
"The Christmas tree looks really cool with your glasses off." - Dustin
"Sometimes, I take off my glasses and just run around really fast and run into stuff." - Dustin
"I have really bad eyes, so I have huge glasses. They make me look like a loser."
"Why are you wearing Joy's sweatshirt?" "Because she lost it, and I found it." - Kate "You stole it."
"There's an AP Forensic Science? Screw our school!" - Ashley
"Joy used to say, 'escuchen papel,' because it sounds like, 'scootch, people.'"
"Yo creo que is una.. abeja de sweat-ar, so yo catch-ar..." - Jeff
"She never said it was a bee, she said it was a 'bzzzz."
"Es importante, pero no es nada 'wow.'" - Sra
"Cincuenta media paginas..." - Sra "Awww..." "Para miercoles." - Sra "Oh."
"Ustedes no estaran aquí mañana. Yay." - Sra
"Porque it's in mi locker."
"Dude is a jerk... the meanest rabbit I've ever met."
"I did mine about Jesus... I didn't know you had to make fun of them." - Karen "How about you don't mock Jesus, Karen."
"Kim [Jung Il] made me mad this weekend... he dismantled his nuclear program... that dummy." - Dustin
"Sra es hablaring to herself. Muchisimo."
"Van a escribir todas las expresiones negativas." - Sra "Argh!"
"Yo compré un perro." "¿Un perro?" - Sra "No."
"Sra, about my diaria..."
"They say 'deportes' but it's just a guy with an accent."
"Let's make the cloud a pretty blue... let's make the cow yellow." - Jessica
"¿Puedo ir al baño?" "Sí." - Sra "Why don't you go during AP Lit?" "Johnson already hates her."
"I wrote your name in my pen blood."
"No puedo hacerlo." - Dustin "¿Qué no puedes hacer? ¿Leer?" - Sra
"'Two.' Not 'dos,' 'two.'" - Jeff
"Where's the rest of me? Us?"
"Oh my goodness." "Oh your goodness."
"Son moranos." - Sra "They're not a moron!" - Dustin "That's debatable." - Sra
"Seventy-eight gates in a line... who would design an airport like that?"
"Los hombres son mas altos que los mujeres." "Boo... you have to come up with something more controversial than that." - Jeff
"AP lit we have to read like 400 books... I heard it was 400."
"Sra, can I win my Hummer now?"
"Spanish 3 is scandalous!"
"Aren't you guys listening to Sra? She said no English."
"Yo quiero comer español." - Dustin
"Do they speak Paraguese?"
"Está in, um, jail porque tiene muchos cocaine." - Jeff
"You can burn it. It really hurts the ozone." "Yeah, you can't burn it."
"Sra Marcotte stare-ar me down... yes, I was standing out in the hallway and I threw a yogurt at myself." - Dustin
"Yo sé que tengo que ver tú a lunes." - Sra
"Yo tengo un pink pen."
"No me gusta Alicia. Wait, what's your name?"
"Yo excitar para español."
"You know what really pisses Sra off? This. [opens outside door]" - Jeff
"¿Podremos hacer el baila de pollo por favor?" - Dustin
"She's tenny thirty."
"Si, yo sabo todos." - Jeff
"He dice-ed me."
"My dad parental-locked the TV, and the code was 1111." - Dustin
"Como se dice forget todo?" - Jeff "I think you proved your point."
"Dustin, she yells at you every time you talk."
"This is way too much school. We've had like three hours."
"Puedo tellar tú un story?" - Jeff
"It's not 'ifo,' it's 'si.'" - Sra
"I couldn't relate to it because I don't have a blue car."
"Oh, listen to this. We're going to tell it in English because it's not as good in Spanish."
"Es muy grande, Señora, have you veo-ed this?" - Jeff
"Our dead book?"
"Can't you not beber la agua?"
"I ate Twinkies with them every summer."
"Hey, quit it, Brandon, no, you can't frickin' read it!"
"You said 'pissed' like five times yesterday at Ashley." "Hey, it's called a double standard."
"If they sold all two of their nukes they'd have a lot more money." - Dustin
"What are they doing with the bananas?" "Beating them senseless."
"No inglés. Es annoying." - Jeff
"Yo tengo que retaliacion." - Dustin
"No trust-ar el temperatura... el roast beef taste-ar like rubber."
"Fue al partido de los Osos." - Jeff "Ha! We say that every time." - Dustin
"Does anyone want to see me get yelled at? I do." - Dustin
"Sí, puedes tener estupido estupidos." - Sra
"Why does she just leave?... Does she go eat?... Does she have her own restaurant?"
"I said it really fast because I didn't know how to say it in Spanish."
"Fuiste a un restaurante y comiste todos personas. Este persona es un cannibal." - Dustin
"Yo fui a town, y yo soy buy an apartment..."
"I was on crack when I was doing this."
"Hey can we go to Benter's room real quick thanks. [leaves]" - Jeff
"Why do you have something on the board for January 11th?" - Dustin "I plan ahead." - Sra "That's dumb." - Dustin
"Pearson goes and finds sites that we might like and blocks them."
"¿Es su tio y su novio?"
"No le gusta exciting-mente."
"¿No tarea?" "Um, estudien." - Sra "No tarea."
"How do you say 'shoot off rockets at peoples houses'? Because I didn't do that." - Dustin
"Maté el conejo de Pascua. Muy bein." - Sra
"If you leave you get written up." - Sra "Oh, I was just hidin' over there." - Dustin
"Could you please be quiet? I'm, like, trying to teach here." - Substitute
"Clase, just write something, please." - Substitute
"I'm trying to print off something so I can do it during class."
"Yo sorry. Es tu fault." - Dustin
"I was pounding on the water bottles, so you know I was in here!" - Dustin
"Wow, the wind just caught up."
"Zacharias, take the pen out." "But I don't know the combo."
"I'll cierra your puerta!"
"Cool beans, but I don't go there."
"Sra, can we go jugamos en la nieva?"
"Que did tu do Pablo?"
"It's just Brandon. It's like hearing a dog talk."
"You remind me of Cole Wells... do you want to be in the same boat as Cole?" "That boat would sink!"
"I'm actually learning." "Es ridículo, cierra tu boca." - Jeff
"Guess what fruit I'm thinking of. Zebra!" - Dustin
"Where's Sra?"
“Yeah, she's on crack.”
“Hold on Matt, I'll show you in a minute.” - Maffett
“Matthew, this is your armadillo that's going to take over the world.” - Maffett
“Matt, when you take over the world, are you going to wear a helmet? ... Can I
draw your helmet?” - Maffett
“Mike, is there any real reason you want Amsterdam?”
“Yeah, Erin plays cards. We all play euchre in study hall.”
“I eat dry dogs?” “You eat?”
“That's hilarious.” “Erin's a heart breaker.”
“Stop writing on me!” "Jaqueline, stop writing!”
“It's not worth it when you've got, like, 5 million vocab words to study.”
“Is he playing for the Raiders?” - Sra