Intro to Biz/Yearbook
"Molly has a lot of cute clothes, it's just like the way she puts them together."
"You guys are like, 'Oh my God, can I have your crust off your Pop Tarts?'"
"Jessica, stop killing yourself." - Carly
"Jessica, please, for the love of Jesus Christ, lower your voice." - Leah
"You're boobs are bigger than mine." "Mine grew... I'm really proud of myself."
"They were like leaned up against the popper for some dumbass reason..." - Carly
"...and comes in and strips like in the doorway of my house." - Carly
"I just don't know what frogs do to me."
"I have two senior ads, but not really, but yeah."
"I like cute little square boxes."
"You have, like, super senses with your pregnancy."
"Put, 'Don't you wish you had these vocal cords'... 'wind in the pipes.'" - Meghann "'Harmonize me.'" "'Melodizing.'"
"Stop your individual conversations, we have headings to come up with here." - Gibbs
"He's always got his camera just in case we're ever attacked by aliens."
"How about scarecrow-pants-blue?"
"What are you making, Naomi?" - Gibbs "A sweater. For yearbook." - Naomi
"You always wear my clothes." "Is this yours?" "Yeah..."
"No, like, scissors, chop-chop."
"You went up a 90 degree hill... okay, 75."
"Why was she doing donuts [on the Interstate]?" "Because she got hit by a semi!"
"It's called rule number 'I wasn't standing on a desk, I was jumping over them.'"
"She's like, 'Oh, blah blah blah, extra piece of paper...'" - Carly
"The true food pyramid with pictures of brains... I mean grains."
"Can I go write on the board? I just want to get away from Logan."
"I think they have the same amount of cheesiness, they're hand in hand cheesy."
"High school's all about building for your future, so let's get away from that [in our theme]."
"A lot of things are coming from Zimbabwe lately." - Leah "Hey, that's where I'm from on MySpace!" - Jessica
"I like you but I'm not in like with you."
"The drivers ed van goes both ways." "In reverse."
"What are you doing?" "I don't know." "That's a good answer." "It hurts."
"It's gospel. If you turn that down you're going to Hell." - Zach
"You can't prophesize things like that."
"Are you the one that just solved the case of the scratchy wrist?" - Jim
"He said it was $39.95, and we only had two dollars so we ran... I floored it through the glass wall." - Dustin
"If you're married, then you probably won't want to have a roommate besides your spouse."
"What if it's not legal for you to get married?"
"Where did you buy hemp?" - Gibbs "At Wal-Mart... you can't smoke it." - Georgi
"If you bail out a friend from jail, is that tax deductible?"
"Another thing that's becoming popular is dependant, care, somethin'."
"If you left your water on 24-hours a day and your water bill was a thousand dollars, then they'd have to pay it."
"Smells like ink. Dylan, are you inky today?" - Me "[pause] Yes, I'm very inky today." - Dylan
"I thought somebody died." "No, Kenny dies on every episode."
"I don't care if [the pass] has superman's name on it, go!" - Gibbs
"'Cause we gangsta."
"'Cause we're in gangs."
"Everybody got their license, Gibbs. Everybody." - Drew
"What is usually at an intersection?" - Gibbs "Cars... people."
"Like Steve's car would fold up like a piece of paper."
"Attractive to thieves are lots of expensive cars." - Gibbs "And women."
"Let's compare a crash between..." - Gibbs "A paper airplane."
"Ellsworth is the perfect town to live in."
"...I end up sideswiping seven vehicles."
"...'some retarded writing' I think you called it?" - Gibbs
"They could live in a box I guess."
"...they're juniors in college." - Gibbs "High school?" - Zach
"Where do you get this stuff?" "Steal it!"
"What if... she slips and falls?" "She should have taken the elevator."
"Smoke as much as you want, if not more."
"How do you transfer that risk?" - Gibbs "Drink tar."
"Where do I come up with this money?" - Gibbs "Your parents." "I'm the insurance company." - Gibbs
"Yes, 'cause the world is ending." "Did you know that Joy has an eye for tornadoes?" "But then... why... that's retarded."
"Okai." - Tom "Oh, Tom's here."
"Who's getting these presents?" - Gibbs "Santa." "Santa has an account at the bank?" - Gibbs