Health
"Stinkin' out here too?... Yep." - Big Dog
"We need, like, gas masks, like in world history."
"You look way too tan." "Thank you."
"Stupid zebra. They have good gum, though."
"I don't want any of you to wake up dead..." - Big Dog
“Let's play 'Guess the Attendance.' Your choices are: a few; several; or a lot.” - Big Dog
“Do something for me one more time.”
“I haven't done that before in 10 years, so, anyhow..."
“They've got 'em tucked away in a nice little corner there.”
"What you got stuck?" "Like this."
"Adam, what are you doing?" "I was sitting like they were in English." - Adam
"I found it!" "Ok, hand it to me, it's my piece of rubber." - Adam
"Kiss my bass." - Dylan "Dylan, no one will want to kiss your bass because your ass has a b on it." - Adam
"Hey, your g's backwards..." "Crap, it's backwards again..."
"Man, Roach probably needs Rogain because he's going bald around there." "What about my bold?"
"...he grew in the wrong spot." "Well, he grew where it counts."
“Well it doesn't hurt as much as the pliers.”
“I made my calculator shiny.” - Dylan
“When I first came in here I thought it was cheese.”
“Darn it... That hurt him earlier today.” - Adam
“No, not mine... Darn it.”
“Instead of jerking it around like that you were supposed to throw it at Adam.”
“I thought that since you were walking up to me like that you were going to do something to me... Stab him with a pen... Now...” - Dylan
“What are these things? Oh, oh, it's backwards.”
“Don't worry Matt, it'll get more.”
“I learned something really weird last weekend.”
“Sanity is overrated.”
“We were playing with Ashleigh's caulk today.” - Adam
“It's uncovered! You can see the shiny!”
“Those prices are shiny.” - Dylan
“It's 'reflective' Nick!” - Adam
“I used it hard.”
“And then on your fifth date you realize she's a vegetarian.”
“It's car parts and it's all new; it's going to be shiny!”
“You know what; screw the shiny stuff.”
“Those are toilets; that's what I thought they were.”
"'unknown'? I'll unknown you."
"Ok, if I'm losing consciousness, that's different."
"Some have religion. Some have ignorance. Some have both."
"We need to dispose of that. Quickly."
"Get that red ink off your... Oh, that's real blood."
"You can't 404 me! I'll 404 you!"
"Is your pump still in there?"
"Oh, have you ever... Oh, my knee!"
"I already gave you a pen!"
"What the heck? Why do you have that in your bag?"
"I like fruit; especially grapes."
"You now have a red dot on your neck."
"Headlights! It's shiny everywhere!"
"Yeah, there's some shine in there."
"I did better than I thought I would!"
"This is the first year it's been used and it looks like the second already."
"You must like McBride [raises eyebrows]."
"Ooh, a piece of paper."
"Sure, it's been like that for awhile, but I'm blaming you."
“Hey, quit touching my things over here.” “I didn't, I just grabbed that.”
“Stop pushing on Dylan.”
“Hitting on me is not going to do much either.”
“Dude, I broke Phillip's desk. Oh dude, I did, you can tell."
“What are you doin'?”
“No wonder why Mrs. Himmell's a vegetarian; hers are cheese." - Adam
“It's fun to screw with you.”
“I wouldn't probably feel it.”
“You put my vegetarian thing in there.”
“Dylan's the same way.”
“You guys talk about too many things.”
“Now I know what you're doing in your free time.”
“I'll laugh if I do that and it breaks.”
“There's too many Springers on there.”
“That's the stuff they're wiping on me.”
“...that thing moves back there.”
“I'm not giving her a hug; I might get swallowed up somehow.”
“Crap, it bent.”
“I can't call them now if it's 'Unknown.'”
“Aww, I just got a bad picture in my head.”
“It looks like a heart...”
“It's not the falling that hurts; it's the sudden stopping at the end.”
"Wait a sec; I lost my spot."
"I have way too many keys."
"Oh, I did that last year, that was fun."
"I did that on the bus."
"They're microscopic."
"Hey, quit going through my bag!"
"No, there's nothing there."
"How many people does it take to open a Krispy Kremes box?"
"Dylan, how do you know all these little details...?"
"That's not shiny; that's just black reflecting."
"That's not shiny; that's just reflection."
"That's not shiny; those are usually blue or black, yellow, white..."
"That's not shiny; that's a ball."
"I'll make yours flatter..."
"It won't fit up the hole! ... The pliers are stuck up there! ... There's stuff all over them where I shoved it up her..."
"No, the thing where it can be nice and shiny when it goes up her."
"Playin' a drum is like having sex; you don't look to see what's going on down there."
"If you don't give it to me I'll kick your ass and then I'll say 'please.'"
"Don't question me or I'll pinch it off and rip it."
"Hey, that makes a cool sound... Crap, it's stuck."
"She probably needs to be arrested for looks, probably."
"Nick's gay; he had it on with Cody... Wait, Cody's his neighbor..."
"Oh crap, my hands are stuck. My hands go stuck between there... Uh oh, it won't shut."
"Give me a beer and I want to see something naked... Not that, not that!"
"Ok, if you bag me, I'm going to bag you harder."
"I would have been screaming and running."
"No, this was last night on the bus."
"Hey, class is about over!"
"Hey, don't write that down, you're going to make that wrong... sex ed is over."
"Hey, don't take the pliers off my pants!"
"Dang, it won't go big enough."
"Man, these feel weird dangling over here."
"I see a shiny thing that Dylan can't see."
"Aw shit, no, that's chrome on the end. As long as Dylan doesn't know what I'm talking about."
"I'd have to get more than that because it's wider than that."