English 1
“Sometimes they [walls] are hard to see.”
“That chair is tricked out.”
“Then it'll be 'um' to the fourth."
“The H won't cross! Stupid H!”
“I'm too fat to sit like this!”
“It's a device for smoking marijuana.”
“The wind... It's fierce.”
“Why's it upside down?”
“I think there's incest in those word families.”
“Would you just shut up?”
“And yes, I wrote that down.”
“You sicko.”
“I suspect semicolon use.”
“I knew something was missing.”
“Where do you think I got my quotes?”
“There's a pretty rainbow on your face.”
“I didn't know my calculator had a 'TAN' function. Doesn't that run down the batteries? Where's the light?”
“And that 'SIN' button? That can't go well with 'the deity.' I use that button often.”
“You put foreign words in italics, right? ... So if you wrote a book that was half in
Spanish and half in English, which half would you italicize?”
“I have a big pile of stuff like this at home.”
“I think that's the one she threw away.”
“He's gonna' bite you.”
“I know; that's why I have my Spanish folder.”
“Why does it look like you're pointing a gun at me?”
“I don't trust 'em.”
“Does anybody get the difference between 'freshmen' and 'freshman'?”
“'Cause then they floor it and they get the heck out of there.”
“Dude, where's your folder?”
“Aw shit. I pulled it too hard and it broke.”
“Shizat. That's a lot of shoelace...”
“These are probably the most important safety pins in the world.”
“It was buried deep in my English folder.”
“We got gunshots going off everywhere.”
“It's a special kind of star Nick.”
“Give me my entire pen apparatus.”
“No, Brandon, there's not that much water in there.”
“Along with all my homework from that night. That was a night.”
“I am afraid of personified apples.”
“It comes out to a wrong local area network.”
“It's infinitely long; it just keeps coming.”
“You didn't take my #2!”
“Yeah, she threw mine away.”
“Nicholas, this is not a garage sale; this is my backpack.”
“Dylan, enough nuclear.”
"'It depends how high the cliff is'? I think that it depends on who is telling you to jump."
"Yes, we can; let me get my knife."
"I've made a few backpack mods, and I have only begun to trick it out with lean, mean, durable bling."
"I have small paper... and a small pencil."
"It's within range; lock and load."
"I hacked it off."
“Umm to the 4th. Ok. Don't really have anything to say to that.”
“Me coach Groh. Me cave man. Me show you how hunt cave [bear].”
"The yew tree.”
“Mmmm... Sweet air.”
“I like donuts.”
"It's time for me to re-time my watch."
"Have you ever tried speaking without vowels? ... Ys, hv."
"You know which leg... The leg that Adam jammed..."
"Matt. Matt's not going to college... At least that's what he said."
"We must burn it."
"I think it would be cool to be a vampire."
"Well, there are indestructible plastic balls..."
"Say no, say no! Tell him the answer is 'g.'"
"Yeah, we were driving along there..."
"But really, it was that large, it was huge."
"I was talking about an Interstate highway type thing, and you turned it into something that could sound very nasty..."
"I re-tricked out my calculator."
"Should I go to the office? To turn this in?"
"I just have a really big burst of energy."
"Must fix before... thing occurs."
“The point is what?” “Tell her the point.”
“Eight.” “Stop that... I'll eight you... That didn't make any sense, did it?”
"Jackson, sit over there, you're really annoying me, you're gesturing too much.” “My hands are in my shirt.”
“Where'd I put it?” “What are you looking for? Did you lose your underwear?”
“Speak!” “[nods head 'no']”
“Urbation.” “Mast.”
“Yeah. P-U-N-I.” “Don't describe yourself like that.”"Nicholas, be quiet.” "Matt, shut up.”
"You're not supposed to play with fire. Didn't you mommies teach you that?" "Fire is fun."
"You know if you chew paper enough it starts to look like gum." "That's just great."
"Crap." "No, 'map.'"
"Kyle has a very unique fashion sense." "She just called you a girl."
“Children, have a seat in your seat."
“I'll tell you when to go.”
“That means only I can talk.”
“Stop talking so you can listen! Come on!”
“I, I collected them, and then I gave them back to you, and then I supposedly
collected them again.”
“You either get a D or you get an F.”
“But I can't hear her because people are talking. God.”
“Is extremely similar to the one on the test. We might even call it identical.”
“Luke, whatever you're doing, don't do it.”
“Yeah, I'm getting to the point where I won't miss you guys.”
“Don't come at noon; that's my son's nap time.”
“If you don't have it with you just sit there.”
“'Cause I'm, mine is set up differently... and no I'm not letting it out of my sight.”
“Whoa, wait, what? Question?”
“Key Club people, are you leaving me when? When? When?”
“Why do you deserve a cushy chair... You're not me.”
“Oh, it's over?”
“What are you doing?”
“You are a strange little child.”
“Yeah, I probably should read those huh?”
“Ok, give it back.”
"You've got some weird verb stuff."
"Kyle, what are you eating under there?"
"What would I do if I couldn't squeeze?"
"Close, but no cigarette."
"How do you make a woman blind? You put a windshield in front of her."
"Jackson, we just completed the freshman class prank."
"It's the theet that I gave you on shesis statements."