Computer Programming
"Eww, it touched the nasty crap on the mouse cord... that's disgusting, Matt." - Dylan
"Wait, there is no '10' card. Wait, there is." - Me
Biology
"Lehmkuhl, you are the Master Dissector.” - Me “Wow, Matt... You just gave me a compliment.” - Erik
“You're sticking it in the eraser.” - Erik “Yes.” - Me
P.E.
"How do we face off?"
"You can't play lacrosse without contact."
"Looks like none of the senior guys are graduating."
"No contact!... that's a U!"
"The freshmen are really enjoying their sex ed unit. [gestures]" - Big Dog
"Sex! Sex!... don't worry, you won't have to have sex with the guinea pigs." - Big Dog
"A bunch of the guys were running around the gym, and I told them, 'Go to the office and take your medicine.'" - Big Dog
"What are you guys doing to each other?" - Big Dog
"I think he's concerned about the whole satanism dark worship stuff..."
"Foul ball!"
"Come on, A.J., aren't you good at anything? Besides rolling joints?" "Well, that's more of a natural art." - AJ
"If you're not a senior, get out of Senior PE."
"Two and a half. Or was it one and a half [snow days]?" - Dylan "Well, we'll find out in June!" - Me
"That ACT prep today was crap. " - Me "[Nelson walks by]"
"This is great, we've pretty much done nothing today. Uh oh, teacher." - Me "Okay, it's time to be putting everything away." - Ward
"No, we don't want the gay kids."
"Mr. No-Arms here been guarding me the whole time."