Nattgew

Chemistry

"You hope it doesn't spill, 'cause that would mess you up pretty bad."
"You'll see some black stuff floating around in the air and in your nose and in your mouth..." - Benter
"You guys sure seemed to catch on quicker than the other hours." - Benter "It's 'cause we're high on drugs. Speaking of that, where's Georgi?" - Luke
"Whoa, this is swirling in ways that I've never seen things swirl before."
"Could you have powdered water?... like could you take all the liquid out?"
"Did you say you do or don't have helium?... could I borrow some?"
"You said bicycle but you wrote bike."
"We generally prefer the most, simplest..." - Benter
"Can we explode a propane tank?" "Sure." - Benter
"You get a frowny face. If you can live with that." - Benter
"Is Dylan the son of Satan?"
"Remember that thing we learned in third grade called reading?"
"Here's where the fun starts. I mean, it's been fun the whole time, but now it's more fun." - Benter
"I need a detention. Fuck you... No, no, no, I was kidding. I need a detention with you." - Logan
"I grabbed a green one and it came out white."
"I heard it and looked up, but nobody else was laughing." - Luke
"Actually you want to aim for the trip-twenty."
"Benter, you've got two people in the hallway, and one of them isn't me."
"It's one thing if their parents taught them that, but they could maybe, learn the truth."
"As I was saying before I was so rudely interrupted by gravity..."
"I thought it was a 35." "You were still going 47."
"A triangle? Dude, I'm getting good at triangles." - Logan
"It's like my left and right hand, they're like basically the same." - Logan
"I've never seen a mouse sit in a spoon, or an elephant wear a suit." - Luke "Luke, then you're not smoking enough stuff yet." - Georgi
"Holy cow, and he can walk! Well, maybe."
"I played with your little counting ball sliding thing."
"'Mr. Benter' rhymes. Did you notice that? Did you guys notice that?" - Taylor
"So if you throw 'em away it supposedly won't puncture the whatnot." - Benter
"Dear God, it's like the whole school's back there."
"Sit up, Lewis, there's nothing to fear."
"Would you say 1.71?" - Benter "No. No I wouldn't."
"You have to measure this and then measure that and then get the, what is it called."
"You never said any rules about breaking the plane."
"Does it involve strippers and cheap booze?" "No, not this time. We'll save that for Fridays." - Benter
"Somehow it got shorted out. It was the strangest thing." - Benter
"You'd be surprised how fast I can make dangerous devices." - Dylan
"Big Dog's diagrams are awesome."
"Hey, in a nucular bond..."
"Mr. Benter, I need to see something on the board, something I don't know how to do."
"You know, 'A' students are supposed to be smart. 'I didn't get a 91, I got an 'A'!'"
"I heard el testo, el hardo, and el gayo, Mr. Benter." - Jeff
"Mr. Benter, Luke keeps calling me."
"Ok, next person that calls, I will write up." - Benter
"It's all a difference between an exploding plate of French fries and a tasty plate of French fries." - Benter
"I'm thinking about taking notes... drawing on my hand's pretty fun." - Dylan
"What are you trying to spell?" "The same thing everyone else has... I quit." - Logan
"I woke up in a trunk one day."
"You're the first student I've reprimanded this year." - Benter
"That is not subliminal enough."
"Why questions. Those are the doosies." - Benter
"You guys jumped right on the fire thing." - Benter
"It's the stuff that makes you drunk."
"But I won't. But I could."
"Now that is cute."
"Yeah but that happens for different reasons."
"Holy cow, that's like a land speed record."
"Na = 6.022*10^23"
"You fill them about half full with dissolved water..."
"Whatever Aristotle said was fo shizzle." - Benter
"Even when he's wrong, he's right."
"...that this just ain't got."
"He was married to somebody who was related to somebody..."
"The text lists three, I only gave the space for two, but I like four of 'em." - Benter
"Do you want pineapple or strawberry?"
"We'll see that later, that's good stuff. Fun stuff." - Benter
"Are you thoroughly done hijacking my classroom now?" - Benter
"If I threw large bowling balls at you, repeatedly,..."
"Up here I see definite blueage."
"As long as nothing breaks and no air leaks out..."
"This stuff glows from the get go." - Benter
"Oh that's true, then you go back in time."
"As in quijibodium."
"All the rest of you guys, don't try to top it." - Benter
"You look very feminine today Jeff." - Benter
"Thank you for your vandalism to prevent vandalism." - Benter
"Alright, give me your balls."
"Did you sit there and chew that all through your test second hour?"
"Does it have the little things floating?"
"Shiny? Where? Ow." - Dylan
"There's two flasks chillin' in the hood. One's white, one's not."
"It's an OS you foo'!"
"Beware the knife that is stashed in my room." - Dylan
"Now I can store stuff inside."
"Green's pretty good."
"[long buzzing noise]"
"I did that last night accidentally, except it was on purpose." - Dylan
"It's funny because it's pretty close."
"There's a hair on my head."
"He doesn't like Halloween... vampires are cool. Human blood tastes good."
"Hey, when he says fire Fridays, he's lying. Those aren't real." - Cole "We had like two last year." - Willey
"Did you do that on purpose Mr. Benter?" "Uh uh." - Benter
"That's black power." "I know, we'll just use it as male power."
"Why does it say 'Geoph Boward'?" - Jake "Lewis, don't talk." - Jeff
"¿Qué es tú doing?" - Jeff "¿Qué?" - Me "What? You confuse me." - Jeff
"Yes." "Yes what?"
"How big is it?" "Fricking like two feet!... It looks a lot better in real life." - Jeff
"Is that like a black light?" "No, it's like a light saber."
"I don't think 8-tracks would go very far." "You'd have to like shotput them."
"Is it blue or purple?" "Or is it blurple?"
"You all know what homo means, right?" - Benter "Yeah; Jeff."
"Where are all the pennies coming from?" "The mint."
"Mr. B, what is Jello?" "That is a question that has plagued men's souls for years." - Benter
"Not air, oxygen." "No."
"What's your favorite homo?" - Benter "Jeff." "Is he talking about me or you?" - Benter
"You made me waste my last copy on that?" - Benter "You loser." - Georgi
"What would a light saber be?" "I don't think it's matter... it's just pure raw energy."
"Where did you guys learn how to read?" "They sound like they're retarded."
"Nick, do a better job of hiding your drink." - Benter "It's water."
"I got mercury..." "Yes!"
"He was ran over by a taxi." "That's funny. I'm sorry, that's funny."
"They poured like 15 gallons of lighter fluid on it."
"Qué are you hablaring about?" - Jeff
"They all tell me I'm from China." - Jeff
"Es complete." - Jeff
"You shouldn't wear black socks in jeans and a t-shirt."
"If a cop saw you with those socks..."
"As in 'people feed'?"
"Kate, shut up."
"Dustin; drugs are bad for you."
"Molly, note me."
"There would probably be nudity and that kind of stuff."
"I think it would be cool to be in an all-girls school."
"Muy bien. I'm sure he will have no idea." - Jeff
"Lewis, that's muy mal for that water thing." - Jeff
"I graded yours and you got such a bad grade on it I just threw it away." - Benter
"He was too retarded to realize that I wasn't you."
"Ok, all of you shut up and listen to me."
"Get rid of the drugs!!... It was only 'cause we saw Colba."
"Every religion has a God."
"I just make a plus."
"Matt, you led me to the wrong answer you dumbass."
"You know how we like to talk in British accents and stuff?"
"You guys are so observant. Geez."
"You better remember that."
"You can buy dry ice at Tom's and blow stuff up."
"Logan I think water's H²O."
"We'd have like the radio on and people hitting other people with rulers." - Benter
"Did you hear that Dustin? Kate said you're gifted."
"That's beautiful."
"I don't think your leg yields anything."
"Man you guys are retarded." - Cole
"Jeff this is what our class does." - Cole
"You don't know how to turn this TV on but I do." - Cole
"I'll tell you what, Dustin; if it dies, you can kill it."
"Holy piss, what the crap?"
"You only did four, we got eight of 'em."
"There's noting wrong with some lightly buttered popcorn either."
"I don't think it'll take multiple bowling balls."
"Did you have the gas on?... I smelled it in the IMC."
"Jefferson Airplane is like the hippie band of my life."
"Boomerangs are fun."
"That never happens to me. My bowl's always hot."
"Oh, I do see monkies now."
"You've got sand in your hand?"
"No cocaine? Darn. I quit." - Georgi
"I forgot what my name was... It's either an A or an F."
"I am wearing hippie pants though." - Georgi
"I wanna do more drugs." - Georgi
"Bad catch there man. You broke it."
"Play some music, man. When do we get out of here?"
"Me?... Did I fail?" - Georgi
"No I don't smoke any more." - Georgi
"He's gettin' high."
"Oh, I killed him. Who's next?"
"I love black people." - Georgi
"That show's stupid. It's only good if you're on drugs." - Georgi
"I can speak in tongues." - Georgi
"Reminds me of drugs." - Georgi
"Is carbon from carbs? That's retarded!" - Georgi
"I hate bananas, I'm never eating a banana again."
"That's cool, it's like a big tye dye."
"I wanna be in the Chinese Mafia."
"I'm drunk."
"It's like doing it to a cow."
"Mardi Gras will never be the same."
"Shut up, Dielawn. Just 'cause you're some genius prodigy kid..."
"They grow black people? Shut up." - Georgi
"That's why we don't plow anymore."
"I'm sorry, I didn't understand the question."
"There would probably be drugs and alcohol."
"He's got big chocolate balls."
"Yeah, we're gonna get you drunk."
"It's very addicting. It's smooth, rich, and wild."
"Tri-Valley sucks."
"Jodie, pull up my pants."
"Everyone thinks I'm a stoner."
"No, hippies are, like, Woodstock."
"The Grateful Dead? They rock."
"It's a big jazz fest in a cave. Bunch of hippies."
"Dielawn you're a genius."
"Can I draw a pink bunny for you?"
"I'm gonna' name this guy Dave."
"I was just drawing, I was spacin' out."
"You can have it, it sucks."
"I just played the crap out of a snare drum."
"Look at Dielawn's fingernails, they're rockin'."
"I do not accept that kind of trash from people like you."
"We're not going to sit like that in this class." - Benter
"Baggs was in there with me for a little bit." - Luke
"If that's the slope of your hill, you're dead."
"Dude, the big bang is badass."
"Oh, there are drug references to that."
"It was true. Not the way they voted, but it was true."
"My mom makes a really good herbal tea from marijuana."
"What about stop practicing my saxophone? 'Cause if I stop I'll suck."

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