Band
"How fast can you smoke a cigarette?" "You could do it like my old manager, three drags." - Kyle
"Someone sent me a text message that says, 'I love you,' and I don't know who it is."
"Who took my orange?!" - Georgi
"You're trying to emulate a thunderstorm; or Satan worship as far as you're concerned." - Marcotte
"Practice without practicing, please." - Marcotte
"Don't just do something, sit there." - Marcotte
"I know you guys think I can control the weather..." - Marcotte
"There are a lot of people getting stoned over there."
"That's okay, home slice." - Chase
"Whenever we do a move, I imagine like a bunch of birds dropping out of the sky..." - Chase "With the laser-like sound from your trumpet... I'll see if I can arrange that for you." - Marcotte
"I see a bunch of flutes making a tumor in the form." - Marcotte
"I never make mistakes, that was a rare occurrence." - Marcotte
"In the shade."
"It's so hot." - Everyone
"Close your eyes, look at the ground..." - Marcotte
"I like it when my feet are burned. It makes me know I'm alive when I'm marching."
"I like your shirt... it makes me want to be a baby on Easter again." - Chase
"This is why you guys shouldn't do what I tell you to!" - Marcotte
"You can work on that on your own time. Do it now." - Marcotte
"Oh my gosh, I think you broke it!"
"Molly, where's dad?"
"Who wants to be the freshman class Willey?"
"What, that it evaporates?"
"It's going from solid to gas to liquid... it's always changing... in a good way."
"Oh, my schnizzle!" - Black kid at Six Flags
"Of course it's not air conditioned, it's Hell."
“It gives my pen more maneuverability.” - Me
“It's corrugated paper.”
“I can't remember which side has two.”
“That's the second one you missed you idiot."
"I'll blow your pen.”
“Oh, that's what it stands for.”
“I just figured out that's a calendar.” - Me
"No, I'm sure it's the same cat. I memorized the serial number." -Me
"I'm telling you, we won't be able to get away from them now!"
"You cheesed its wing!"
"You know what? Something of YOURS is going to be on backwards if you don't stop banging me in the head with those!"
"You have now beat the empty spot, Dylan, congratulations."
"Aw crap, these are bent to hell." - Kevin
"We've never done it that way before. What the F?" - Willey
"It has a hole in it for a reason and you just took it off!"
"Is that what you said, because that's what I was doing. He's playing guitar on the piano."
"Apparently when I was a freshman I dated Sarah. I had no knowledge of this." - Kevin
"It's always the back one on this bus."
"It's silent in here."
"I'm writing all of your names in the detention list in my mind."
"I reserve the right to kick both y'all's asses."
“Why did I have to ruin this pencil? It still works and everything but just harder."
“I just widened the tip for some reason.”
“The last day of shark oppression is at hand.”
“What the heck is orange roughy? ... Where the heck is Jim's Steakhouse?” - Zach M.
“That was a weird noise Matt.”
“Prove it!”
“Death to all humans!” - Dylan
“If at first you fail, kill everyone that witnessed your failure and claim that you succeeded.” - Dylan
“Where's the 'off' button? Wait, it's solar powered.”
“[weird noises]”
"Think before you talk."
"I treat everyone I know differently from me. I don't stab other people." - Dylan
"Maybe it was from the fumes of that one thing we were burning."
"Matt's already broken one of my pens."
"Why are you grabbing my pen?"
"I remember when we went to the National Holocaust Museum. We all had to leave because there was an unattended package outside."
"I've almost read it."
"Oh, my pen."
"I don't wanna' go to Spanish."
"'F' for 'fail,' 'D' for 'don't fail.'"
"Well, duh, Marcotte. That's kinda how it works. Unless..." - Dylan
"There's a 100% chance that there's a rectangular wall behind me."
"Heat... well, it's light, and light makes heat..." - Dylan
"Damn you, Tri-Valley!"
“It's going to explode!” “It's a piece of paper.”
“I should really clean out my pockets.” “Do that somewhere else.”
“Bamboo tastes good.” “No, it doesn't.”
“Hey Stuart, your trumpet's too loud.” - Dylan “What?” - Stuart
“Shiny.” - Dylan “Are you serious?” - Jessica
“It looks like it says 'Moff.'” “Yes.”
“Oh my gosh, it's time to go.” “Nice... I didn't get anything done.” - Nick
“Whatever suit you want.” “Spiral!”
“What is that?” “You can't see, Nick."
"Hey Dylan, are you still going out with Jessica?..." "Yeah..." - Dylan "I'm right here." - Jessica
"I hate those glasses! I can't see your eyes!" "What, do you think I'm staring at your boobs?"
"Ooh, paint!" "No, it's watercolors."
"Well that costs a lot more money." "It's like 20 bucks."
"That is a bunch of crap." "It's funny though."
"Me senior, you freshman." "I'm a freshman with will." "I have a cousin named Will."
"You know what I don't like?... Making sense!" "Yeah, that sucks."
"It's huge!" "It's bigger than what I thought it was."
"We're still asleep." "What? Thought you said something."
"What are you doing?" "Going in eights."
"I can't read it." - Stuart "Well then, there's an added bonus." - Jessica
"Ok, that was weird, third person and second person in the same sentence." "I didn't even notice."
“... they're all men and they're all really mean.”
“Maybe it means 'ambiguous clef' which means there's no clef at all.”
“He ribbed his paper.”
“'Um' to the 42nd power?”
“You know what? Guess what letter."
“I know that, but what?”
“I don't know why... He just... Does.”
“Evil mushrooms from outer space.”
“I'm very jaded.”
“He doesn't care, is the only thing. He doesn't care.”
"It's not 'you,' it's 'ing.'"
"What did you just say? [points business-end of clarinet at Matt]"
"Did you get my e-mail?.. Oh wait, I sent it to him."
"My Freudian id invented Linux."
"Linux, I advise you to find another seat somewhere."
"Say something intelligent number four."
“I've got candy.”
“Do you two have any kind of tape?”
“Just say, 'Look, it's a fat lady.'”
“Silence.”
“Well, yeah. Well actually, no.”
“Wait, I gotta' get my English done. No wait, I don't want to get my English... Wait, I do want to get my English done.” - Nick
“Matt, did you rip one?”
“You a-hole, you weren't supposed to write that down.” - Nick
“Matt, my calculator is retarded.”
"That's not helping. I'm going to break this son of a bitch.”
“Who's is it?... My pen just blew.”
“I don't have any. I don't have any clubs.”
“What ace did you have... There's only one spade in here.”
“Someone's being retarded!”
“Speaking of business, why'd you have my business?”
"These are old people sunglasses." - Cole
"Jake! You're on crack!" - Cole
"Every time I'm in Spanish my self esteem lowers." - Cole
"I was like, 'I guess.'"
"What's up, crackers? Not you, Kevin." - Cole
"If you see the U-High semi blow up it wasn't me and Willy." - Cole
"Just because he knows the truth doesn't mean he's retarded."